01 — Leak Calculator
Drag the sliders. The number on the right updates live. Numbers shown are conservative — most plumbers, sparks, and builders recover more than this.
01 · The time leak
The call at 4pm while you’re on the tools. The quote sent Tuesday that nobody chased. Two hours a day on admin nobody pays you for.
02 · The customer leak
Someone in your town searches for exactly what you do, and finds the firm three streets over instead. Enquiries land in five places and get lost.
Seventeen fixes. One team.
The headline is what you get. What runs behind it is our problem, not yours. Most businesses need two or three — the free audit tells you which.
“Hi — Sarah from Bramble Plumbing. After a boiler service?”
AI Receptionist
Every call picked up, day or night. Takes their name, what they need, when — and puts it straight in your diary.
from £1,650
Hi — sorry we missed you. Want to book?
Yes please
Missed-Call Text-Back
“Sorry we missed you — what do you need?” Sent before they’ve had time to ring anyone else.
from £395
Custom Website Build
Built to be found, built to book. Book a job, ask for a quote or pay a deposit — all from a phone.
from £2,450
4 steps · 0 admin
Custom Automations
Quote sent, follow-up chased, invoice raised, reminder gone — while you’re driving home. An evening back a week.
from £1,650
“Turned up on time, sorted the leak, cleared up after himself. Would use again — cheers Dan.”
Reviews & Reputation
Happy customers get asked at the right moment. Bad ones get you before Google does. The reviews stack up, the phone rings more.
from £395
Your app
App Building
Tell us the idea over a pint, only kidding! We ship a working iPhone and Android app in days or weeks, then keep it live and improving. No app-dev jargon, no six-month pitch decks.
from £2,450 + £99/mo Cover
The full menu
Stop losing calls
Stop losing quotes
Stop losing customers
Stop losing hours
Your idea, shipped
All prices exclude VAT. Starting prices — every price fixed before we start, in your Leak Report.
04 — How it works
Four steps. The first is free, and the report is yours whether you work with us or not.
A short call and a look at the plumbing: calls, quotes, diary, site, rankings, reviews. We measure what’s escaping — in hours and in pounds. Free.
Your numbers, on paper. Every leak sized, ranked and priced, with the fix that plugs it and what it pays back. Yours to keep either way.
We build and wire it in — one fix, or a bundle. Live in days, not quarters. Every price fixed before we start.
Fixes drift if nobody watches them. We monitor, tune and report monthly, so the leak stays plugged and you can see what it’s earning.
Pricing
No packages, no padding. Every fix is priced on its own. Plug more than one and the second gets cheaper — we're already under the floorboards.
Bundle & save
The second fix takes a fraction of the setup of the first, and we pass that back rather than pocket it.
−10%
Two fixes together
−15%
Three or more
£0
The audit that tells you which
Discount applies when you take 12 months of Leak Cover
A typical build
Fixed before we start · Every price in the Leak Report is the price you pay. Half on order, half on go-live.
Keep it plugged · monthly
A base that keeps what you've installed running, then only what you choose on top. Rolling monthly, Direct Debit, cancel any line with 30 days' notice.
Keeps it running
from £99/mo
Hosting, monitoring, backups, monthly report. Tweaks up to 30 minutes.
£199/mo
All of the above, plus text-back, review chasing and automations watched.
from £149/mo
Flat tier, never per-minute: £149 to 500 minutes, £249 to 1,200, £399 above.
Keeps it growing · only if you want it
from £499/mo
Worked on every month, reported every month.
from £399/mo
Built, watched and tuned. 15% of spend over £2,500.
from £299/mo
Twelve posts a month, written and scheduled.
from £749/mo
Filmed, cut and published, every month.
Most clients land between £250 and £450 a month · drop a line the month it stops earning
All prices exclude VAT. Ad budget goes direct to Google or Meta on your card — we manage the spend, we don't take a cut.
06 — Results
Illustrative — projectionsFigures on this page are typical projections from the kind of audits we run — not attributed to a single named client. Verified case studies with real business names are going up shortly.
62%
Calls missed before
Typical for trades we audit
94%
Answered after
Receptionist + text-back live
11×
Return on audit fee
Median across recent jobs
Sample Leak Report
File #LR-0421 / Local trade / 12-month window
IllustrativeAnnual recoverable
£31,616/yr
Payback
3.4 mo
Bundle picked
3 fixes
This is what a real Leak Report looks like — numbered leaks, recoverable £, and the build that closes them.
Where the £31,616 came from
We’re publishing our first fully-attributed case study soon — with the business named, the before/after numbers, and the audit report you can download. Want to be it? Book the audit and we’ll talk about a discount in exchange for the write-up.
The things every owner asks before they pick up the phone. Here they are with the proper answers.
Yes. Half a day of real work — pulling your numbers, checking search, listening to how the phone gets answered. We do it for free because the numbers usually do our selling for us. Report in five working days, yours to keep either way.
Good. Neither are most of our customers. We set it all up, switch it on, and show you the one screen you'll ever need to look at.
No. Every fix is priced on its own — take one. Bundle two and the second gets 10% off; three or more get 15% off (with 12 months of Leak Cover). Most businesses need two or three, not sixteen.
No — and you don't have to take our word for it. Book the audit and we'll play you real recordings from live customer lines so you can judge before you commit.
Then we'll have told you before you paid. If the numbers say it won't pay for itself, we say so — that's the whole point of the audit.
Days, not months. Most of what we do is live within a fortnight of starting.
08 — Book the audit
Drop your details. We'll be in touch within one working day to set the audit up.